The spammin' game! (Warning Beta Testing)

Greetings fellow spammers and welcome to the haven of spammers. The goal of this game is to have one large continous thread of random-ness! How do ya do it? It's really simple, just but something down that relates to the post right before you. You want to aim for short posts too. For example:

Bob: Corn is the coolest!

Sue: Silly little Bobby. Everyone knows penguins are better.

George: OMG! I love penguins!

Quinn: Penguins are stupid they can't even fly.

Betty: I believe I can fly!

Jake: I believe you'll die if you attempt flight.

Sam: You'll die if you stand close to a microwave with a spoon in it.

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It isn't too hard so lets get started with this statment:

I like eggs.

DON'T TOUCH THE PIZZA PIE.

The only way a pizza should be made is New York style.

I disapprove of your hedges.

I'm not a fan of hedges myself, nor opinions.

Would you like to be subjected to scurvy, my wee watermelon?

You can lose all your teeth with scurvy.

Tongues with a a layer of white means you have bacteria on it.

Watch out bateria are everywhere!

Don't step on the grass.